September 2007
7 posts
“Every question I ask is a profound statement.”
– Dr. Melanie Bratcher (probably quoting someone else)
“I wish I didn’t have a MySpace. It would make it easier to fake my own...”
– Kyle Tudor
Reaching Utopia.
Tommie: my casserole is ready!
Paige: i'm making spaghetti!
Tommie: we are real adults.
“Your uterus is a ticking time bomb!”
– Some guy outside Gittinger to his ladyfriend
“Comma splices are like cockroaches to me.”
– P.W. Professor Deborah Chester
Hello, Tumblr.
Note to self: Spend less time on the internet and more time on homework so self can graduate college and become a successful, productive human being.
