Every question I ask is a profound statement.– Dr. Melanie Bratcher (probably quoting someone else)
I wish I didn’t have a MySpace. It would make it easier to fake my own...– Kyle Tudor
Tommie: my casserole is ready!
Paige: i'm making spaghetti!
Tommie: we are real adults.
Your uterus is a ticking time bomb!– Some guy outside Gittinger to his ladyfriend
Comma splices are like cockroaches to me.– P.W. Professor Deborah Chester
Note to self: Spend less time on the internet and more time on homework so self can graduate college and become a successful, productive human being.