Mon
Oct
4
I have a FUCKING GNOME living in my apartment.
Because several things have disapeared from my apartment. Like:
- my watch
- a folder for class
- MY FUCKING NETFLIX DVD
- all my bobby pins
- dust pan
SO WHOEVER THIS GNOME IS, YOU NEED TO BRING MY SHIT BACK BEFORE I SET MOUSE TRAPS.
I think this bastard has come by my apartment too, as I am missing a textbook on religion and a Nick and Norah DVD. Fuck this little douche. Elizabeth, let’s have an all-night gnome catching party, yes?
(Source: elizabethinokc)
